UCCminutes 990609 transcribed from [SAM]'s originals

Meeting opened 1.15pm

Present: [YAK] [SAM] [MEL] [NTU] [MST] [ECF] [BEN]
Apologies: Mel apologises for being a tempestuous bitch

President's Report:
  Study & study avoidance.
  Nothing else.

  Partick is not here.
  [MST] instructs [MEL] to take LSD.

Vice-President's Report:
  Got out of her micro econ exam for being sexually superior.
  Complains about everyone speaking chicken.
  Something about itching & shooting up.

Treasurer:
  Sucks & is fucking slack.
  He also drives a Gemini.

Secretary:
  Sucks badly because [SAM] has to write the minutes.

[Secretary's note: [SAM] sucks badly because she didn't type these to
start with]

Machine reports:
  Mussle ([SAM]'s spelling) is fast.
  Router is fucked.
  Mako is crap.
  Seleron ([SAM]'s spelling again) - [YAK] needs to buy drill bit??
  Some debate goes on - boy stuff - unimportant
  No-one knows why machine is on floor or if digital monitors are working

General Business:
  Any committee or wheel member can edit message of the day.
  Mirror ball - $119 for 60cm - no motor - from Kosmic.
  John has motor, Fryers has motor.
  Ben may have lights by may be lying.
  Mel wants handouts for dispense party.
  Someone will e-mail lists to ask for donations for mirror ball.
  [NTU] wants to create a mirror ball.
  [MST] wants a death star.
  We need to be stealthy [... deleted re: special general meeting ...].
  Mel needs help.
  James may have started 25th website.
  Website should be finished and launched prior to Terracon.
  [NTU] on holidays after Friday next week.
  Using machine from iiNet and they may provide staff to run it.
  We need software.
  Adrian rang - [YAK] was vague.
  Mel swears at the banking books.
  Mel has $100 from Q-Net to bank.
  Simon's money has been done and is good.
  [MST] doesn't have an exam until Friday.
  Sam has a multiple choice exam - 'yay!'
  [NTU]'s being argumentative...
  ... still going ...
  ... it appears as though he's given in.
  Now Mel has started.  [NTU]'s up again.
  Basically [NTU] thinks free stuff is bad - especially pizza.
  [MEL] objects, so do some others - big discussion on.

  [SAM]'s hand is cramping.

  [SAM]'s sick of writing.  Now [YAK]'s going on.  Next topic (Yay).
  Bers is a Nazi.
  Condiering putting membership forms online.
  There is no chance that Bers is getting lucky.

  Mel is being silly because she's received an infringement notice on Shay's
  green beast (which is still at Loftus street).

  [YAK] wants an allergy from turtles.  Mel instructs him not to tell her
  about his rashes.

  [deleted]

  Dunc naked is bad for food.
  Mel didn't get any mail today but will go and spend money when she gets
  her cheque.  [MEL] has to pay $3.40 for noise pollution in Sydney.  Tells
  everyone that the exam office is fucked.

  Membership details online.
  Wheel and comittee only.
  For o-day next year it may be food to have a line to where we are -
  no one objects.
  But physical membership forms should be in clubroom, not at Bers houts.

  List for Bers
    [NTU] needs Fal card.
    Membership forms brought in.
    Attendance at meetings.
    He needs a new car.

Meeting closed 2.20pm